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17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

the-dragons-thoughts:

Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.

hate:

*works out*
*gets sore*
*never works out again*


Early Feminists:  Oh hey, we see that you can vote. We would like to vote also. I mean, since most of those laws effect us too and all.
Men:  YOU JUST WANT SUPERIORITY OVER MEN!
Mid-century Feminists:  Hey, that whole thing about how you can have careers and earn a living wage outside the home? Yes that sounds nice, we'd like the option to do that as well.
Men:  YOU WANT A MATRIARCHY, THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT!
Late 20th century Feminists:  Hey we would like to make our own choices about our reproductive health, just like you've always had.
Men:  YOU ARE TRYING TO TAKE MEN'S RIGHTS AWAY!
Modern-day feminists:  Hey, if you could you stop sexually assaulting/harassing us and them blaming us for it, that'd be pretty great.
Men:  THIS IS MISANDRY, MISANDRY I SAY! FEMINISTS HAVE GONE TOO FAR!
Feminists:  Um...
Men:  THE END OF MEN IS NIGH! MALE OPPRESSION IS REAL! THE MATRIARCHAL AGE IS UPON US!

jollygemma:

when my parents ask me why i’m always on my laptop

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