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do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops


nash grier is crying and justin bieber almost got punched by orlando bloom what a time to be alive

I’ve been sick for almost 2 weeks now and feel so freaking weak. Ugh. I better not be dying. I haven’t partied enough or experienced enough adventure to die now.


so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good